Funny

Subject: Funny Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:25 pm

There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven.

God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."

So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell.

Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell.

On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate.

Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "I just got the first joke!".

Joined : 07 Jan 2007 Posts : 17

Good joke, Never heard it before think i'm gonna remember it and tell my friends:D

Subject: Re: Funny Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:59 am

Be sure to let me know how that goes

Subject: Re: Funny Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:19 pm

that is quite a funny one actually

Subject: Re: Funny Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:21 pm

youve probably heard this one before : One day a blonde walker into a bar. The bar man next to her said ooh that must of hurt.

Subject: Re: Funny Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:13 am

Yes i heard that one about a year ago now
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Subject: Re: Funny Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:16 pm

yep its actually a really pants joke heres another rubbish one : there were two nuns driving home in the dark. suddenly a vampire came down and landed on the windscreen. so one nun said to the other show him your cross. soo she says ok get off the car you bloody vampire.

Subject: Re: Funny Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:06 pm

good joke about the nuns

I have heard the blond one walking into a bar.

The Heaven one is good

Subject: Re: Funny Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:20 pm

yeh i told that one to all of my friends

Subject: Re: Funny Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:15 am

he he he

Subject: Re: Funny Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:43 pm

told all jokes on here 2 my friends

Subject: Re: Funny Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:36 pm

i cant allways remember jokes

Subject: Re: Funny Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:42 pm

nor me i write dem down

Subject: Re: Funny Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:48 am

how this one then?

Penguins Go to the Zoo

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."

lame i know ;0)))))

Subject: Re: Funny Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:22 am

Nice
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