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mrs boop
Admin
Age : 22
Joined : 02 Jan 2007
Posts : 398
Localisation : Sheffield
|  Subject: Think this is good  Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:22 pm | |
| A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor
the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you
might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the
mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that
they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on
10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said
"I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50%
and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not
feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you
if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the
doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a
thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got
home the mailman was dead on the front porch! |
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betty1994
Age : 13
Joined : 01 Jun 2007
Posts : 494
Localisation : Rowley Regis
| | Subject: Re: Think this is good Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:51 pm | |
| | i didnt get that to start with but when i got it i giggled a lot. |
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cymrugirl72
Age : 35
Joined : 28 Jun 2007
Posts : 329
Localisation : South Wales
| | Subject: Re: Think this is good Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:56 pm | |
| | that's good |
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betty1994
Age : 13
Joined : 01 Jun 2007
Posts : 494
Localisation : Rowley Regis
| | Subject: Re: Think this is good Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:23 pm | |
| | heres another: a women was in a bath, she heard a knock at the bathroom door. she said who is it, the voice answered its the blind man can i come in. well she thought well if hes blind he cant see me so she said ok. the blind man opened the door and said, ohh lovely boobs, where do u want me to hang the blind? |
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cymrugirl72
Age : 35
Joined : 28 Jun 2007
Posts : 329
Localisation : South Wales
| | Subject: Re: Think this is good Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:15 am | |
| | i heard that from vicar of dibley its a good one that |
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betty1994
Age : 13
Joined : 01 Jun 2007
Posts : 494
Localisation : Rowley Regis
| | Subject: Re: Think this is good Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:57 am | |
| | yeh thats where i remembered that joke from. |
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mrs boop
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Age : 22
Joined : 02 Jan 2007
Posts : 398
Localisation : Sheffield
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betty33
Joined : 27 Nov 2007
Posts : 5
| | Subject: Re: Think this is good Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:54 am | |
| hello Friend !
I think 1994 is really nice joke and i will say thanks
to all for this type of forum it is so nice jos .
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betty1994
Age : 13
Joined : 01 Jun 2007
Posts : 494
Localisation : Rowley Regis
| | Subject: Re: Think this is good Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:05 pm | |
| | ok???? |
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MariaHoopvy
Joined : 03 May 2008
Posts : 1
| | Subject: Re: Think this is good Sat May 03, 2008 1:26 pm | |
| That is a great site.
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aradana. |
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