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PostSubject: Funny   Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:25 am

There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven.





God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."





So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell.





Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell.





On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate.





Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "I just got the first joke!".
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:08 pm

Good joke, Never heard it before think i'm gonna remember it and tell my friends:D
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:59 am

Be sure to let me know how that goes
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:19 pm

that is quite a funny one actually
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:21 pm

youve probably heard this one before : One day a blonde walker into a bar. The bar man next to her said ooh that must of hurt.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:13 am

Yes i heard that one about a year ago now

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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:16 am

yep its actually a really pants joke heres another rubbish one : there were two nuns driving home in the dark. suddenly a vampire came down and landed on the windscreen. so one nun said to the other show him your cross. soo she says ok get off the car you bloody vampire.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:06 am

good joke about the nuns

I have heard the blond one walking into a bar.

The Heaven one is good
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:20 pm

yeh i told that one to all of my friends
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:15 am

he he he
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:43 am

told all jokes on here 2 my friends
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:36 am

i cant allways remember jokes
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:42 pm

nor me i write dem down
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:48 am

how this one then?





Penguins Go to the Zoo





A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."



lame i know ;0)))))
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:22 am

Nice

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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:26 pm

i thought so he he he
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:45 am

lol lmas
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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:20 am

this one never gets old

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PostSubject: Re: Funny   Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:50 pm

that is quite a funny one... nice!

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